Funny Riddles

1. There were two ducks in front of a duck and two ducks behind a duck, and one duck in the middle. How many ducks were there in total?
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2. What 11-letter English word does everyone pronounce incorrectly?
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3. What goes up but never goes down?
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4. Where do fish keep their money?
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5. Marys father has 4 children; three are named Nana, Nene, and Nini. So what is is the 4th childs name?
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ANSWERS:
1.three
2.incorrectly
3.age
4.in riverbank,offcourse
5.Mary

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some more
1.What do you call your father-in-law's
only child's mother-in-law?
2.What do you call a song about a car?
3.Why is six afraid of seven?
4.Why won't bikes stand up by themselves?
5.What do moths study in school?
6.If you drop a yellow hat in the Red Sea, what does it become?
beware answers are down,dont see them!
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1.Mother!
2.car tune(cartoon!)
3.because seven eight(ate!) nine
4.because they are too tired(two tired!)
5.Mothematics(mathematics!)
6.wet!

Question

People are hired to get rid of me. I"m often hiding under your bed. In time I"ll always return you see. Bite me and you"re surely dead. What am I?"

Answer

Dust.

Question

1. A boy was at a carnival and went to a booth where a man said to the boy, "If I write your exact weight on this piece of paper then you have to give me $50, but if I cannot, I will pay you $50."

The boy looked around and saw no scale so he agrees, thinking no matter what the carny writes he'll just say he weighs more or less.

In the end the boy ended up paying the man $50. How did the man win the bet?

2. A woman shoots her husband.
Then she holds him under water for over 5 minutes.
Finally, she hangs him.
But 5 minutes later they both go out together and enjoy a wonderful dinner together.
How can this be?
3. A magician was boasting one day at how long he could hold his breath under water. His record was 6 minutes. A kid that was listening said, "that's nothing, I can stay under water for 10 minutes using no types of equipment or air pockets!" The magician told the kid if he could do that, he'd give him $10,000. The kid did it and won the money. Can you figure out how?

Answer

1. The man did exactly as he said he would and wrote "your exact weight" on the paper
2. The woman was a photographer. She shot a picture of her husband, developed it, and hung it up to dry.
3. The kid filled a glass of water and held it over his head for 10 minutes.

haha!

Nice one!

1. What is a 7 letter word that is spelled the same backwards???

2. There are 2 boys in the car crying over a soda. One of the boys stop but there mom is pregnant also so how many children are there???

3. What is somthing that gets wet but is still dry???
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answers:

1. Racecar

2. 3 Children

3. A towel

fantastic